"Do you know what a sex slave is without the sex?" "A slave?"

The fact that they were attending a fundraiser for Ted Cruz at W’s library make me laugh so hard. Also, W’s library in the show looks like a cross between a Hilton and a 5A school gym.

(Source: alvarocks24)

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

psl:

Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

White supremacy is meticulous, and people think shit be happening by coincidence. This has pissed me d fuck off

(Source: kanyeuniversecity)

pocketfulofgeek:

triplash:

kaelor:

dumblrfeminist:

seriouslyamerica:

BOOM

Truth. 

Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

sick sick sick burns

It’s a horrifying truth.

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

fearofupholstery:

today (20 july), 45 years ago…..if you believe

I BELIEVE.     —MICHAEL STIPE 

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

fearofupholstery:

today (20 july), 45 years ago…..if you believe

I BELIEVE.     —MICHAEL STIPE 

deathanddumb:

Not sorry.

deathanddumb:

Not sorry.

(Source: free-blow-jobs)

whitlockienterprisespresents:

In which Ian Bohen reminds me why I still bother to be on twitter.

Star Wars? Fake!

iworkatapubliclibrary:

A young boy approached the front desk. He comes into the library regularly and is ahead of his age in maturity. He wanted to know where he could find Star Wars books. We have quite a few fiction but also non-fiction Star Wars books. The non-fiction can be about the history and making of Star Wars.

Me: “Are you interested in fiction or non-fiction?”

Boy [long pause, with serious expression]: ”You do realize that Star Wars is fake right?”

preludetowind:

"Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man." - Hayao Miyazaki

(Source: preludetowind)